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That needs to be the last quote of the video. Kill any music, make it go super quiet, and then...

"All movies, no matter when they were made, are somehow ripping off 'Surrogates'."

"Most people don't even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn't make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants."

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that joke

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I think my favorite recent insight is Brian talking about the purpose of telling a story, and how some movies you can't tell what that purpose is. Specifically the example he gives "I could give you a three hour lecture on the importance of credibility -- or I can tell you the three-minute story of the boy who cried wolf and get the same point across, and probably more clearly." Or words to that effect. I don't remember the first commentary he mentioned that in, and it actually might not even have been released yet...

I liked FixedR6's suggestion. We've got probably, what, 20 consistent regulars here? Everyone take 5 commentaries, we can do this in a week.

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I think Brian's Cry Wolf story was somewhere after the halfway point in The Lost World.

Do you guys wanna organize and do the five commentaries in a week thing? If so, we'll set up a list.

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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All...of....Wanted.

Edit: I'm down for the 5 commentaries idea, I can probably take more, I'm doing anything these days.

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ok, first 25 seconds of Crouching Tiger is gotta be the way that you start it, Teague just completely whiffing on the intro in a hilarious way.

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Also, if the purpose of this video is to get people to listen to DiF, and I think it is, then there needs to be some snippets that throw out highly controversial opinions, with the sense that listening to DiF will explain them. For example, the seething hatred around Pan's Labyrinth.

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Agreed, a quick Trek exchange would be good as well.

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Oh, also, throw in clips that use terms ripp'd from the DiF glossary, such as Goldblums, magic beans and "as you know" scene, to hint at, I don't know, mysterious learnin' and stuff.

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Awesome!

Alrighty, here's the full list of episodes. Copy out CHUNKS IN ORDER, not stray episodes, that you can listen to before Monday, and paste it in a reply so we know who's doing what. What we need is episode name, timecode ranges, and a brief summary. ("The Phantom Menace, 00:40:56-01:10:12, Brian goes on a long, racist rant.")

This is awesome, thank you guys so much.



You can grab a chunk from the middle, you don't have to start at 1. Red text indicates episodes that are already scheduled for perusal by somebody.

Doctor Submarine

1: Episode I
2: Starship Troopers
3: Little Shop of Horrors
4: Ghostbusters
5: The Matrix

FixedR6

6: Star Trek VI
7: Hook
8: Wild Wild West
9: The Mask
10: Jaws

Maggot

11: The Abyss

TheMargarineMan

12: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
13: The Mist
14: Matrix Reloaded
15: Se7en
16: Spider-man

17: Monsters, Inc.

Lelied

18: Apollo 13
19: The Terminator
20: The Thing
21: Fight Club
22: Watchmen

drewjmore

23: Terminator 2: Judgement Day
24: Full Metal Jacket
25: Team America
26: Dark City
27: Alien

Kyle

28: The Fly
29: Jurassic Park
30: Galaxy Quest
31: Matrix Revolutions
32: Hulk
33: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
34: The Princess Bride
35: Die Hard
36: The Nightmare Before Christmas
37: Gremlins
38: Ghostbusters 2

Pavlich

39: The Prestige

40: Orgazmo
41: Aliens: SE
42: Transformers
43: District 9
44: 2001
45: Men In Black
46: Up
47: DIF: Year One
48: Star Wars
49: Titanic
50: Transformers 2

Matt

51: The Hurt Locker
52: Contact
53: Star Trek
54: Alien 3
55: Avatar
56: Sunshine
57: Constantine

Doctor Submarine

58: 300
59: The Core
60: Pan's Labyrinth
61: Master and Commander
62: Terminator 3

63: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
64: Independence Day
65: The Fountain

66: Alien: Resurrection

67: Dr. Strangelove

maul2

68: The Crow
69: Eternal Sunshine
70: The Truman Show
71: Armageddon
72: Surrogates
73: Empire Strikes Back
74: Terminator Salvation
75: The Fifth Element
76: Moon

Jimmy B

77: Silence of the Lambs
78: The Blob
79: Dawn of the Dead 1978
80: Dawn of the Dead 2004

81: Monsters
82: Chinatown
83: 2012
84: Explorers

Maggot

85: 2010: Moby Dick

86: Reservoir Dogs

Seth

87: TRON
88: The Karate Kid
89: Aladdin
90: The Sixth Sense
91: Iron Man

Ewing

92: Return of the Jedi
93: Spider-Man 2
94: Legion
95: Serenity
96: A.I.

97: Twilight
98: Pulp Fiction

99: Mulholland Drive

100: Raiders of the Lost Ark

101: Second Anniversary Show!
102: The Incredibles

103: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

104: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Jimmy B

105: Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

106: The Frighteners: Director's Cut
107: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
108: Pitch Black: Director's Cut

Dorkman

109: Children of Men

110: Pirates of the Caribbean
111: Mystery Men

Maggot

112: The Chronicles of Riddick: Director's Cut

Anodreth

113: V for Vendetta
114: Strange Days
115: E.T.: Special "Special" Edition
116: War of the Worlds
117: Wanted?
118: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (UPP: 11:07)
119: G.I. Joe (UPP: 9:14)
120: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (UPP: 8:14)

121: The Lost World (UPP: 9:37)

fcw

122: Inception
123: A Few Good Men (UPP: 9:14)

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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I'd have to sift through some faves myself, but anything with any of you pointing out magic beans, and/or describing what a magic bean is. I know that info is on this site already, but for purposes of the video, and anyone who might dive right into a podcast before checking the rest of the site first.

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I'm oddly curious to HEAR Brian go on a long racist rant now.  Because truly, I cannot envision it.

Eddie Doty

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I'll take the first 5 episodes. I own all those movies.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

I'll take the first 5 episodes. I own all those movies.

Brave man. Right I'll take the next 5 (ST VI through to Jaws).

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Edited the list to show as much.

Thank you fine gentlemen. Fine, fine gentlemen. Firm gentlemen.

*splashes self with water*

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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I'll take The Crow to Moon.

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ST:IV
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00:06:30 - 00:06:50. Trey. I was an extra on ST.
00:51:37 - 00:52:01. Teague, Trey. Leonard Nimoy the Labrador.
01:14:34 - 01:14:56. Ryan S, Teague. Shatner the Hutt.

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IT HAS BEGUN

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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Yeah...I'm just going watch you guys.


...

and make sure to leave a disclaimer in the video about BTTF.

becuz I will murder the first person who leaves a GODDAMN comment requesting BTTMFF.

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. -Uncle Iroh

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Holy crap...color me impressed with this community.

Eddie Doty

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Cloe's rant about fairy tales from PAN'S LABYRINTH and how they need to make sense- involved guys working at a college bar who wanted to seem smarter (not sure about the timecode, though.)

Also Mike's Lassie-esque What-Are-You-Trying-To-Tell-Me-Movie?!? ranty Thing at 1:53:30 - 1:54:02

Also at the end of a comm, but in CONSTANTINE, (Brian starts first at 2:03:00, then Mike comes in at 2:03:13) with the Spear-of-Cockblocked-Destiny vagina witticism. And then all of you proceed to wheeze and laugh and crack the fuck up all over the place for nearly the rest of the recording. XD

ETA: The Back-To-The-Hobo full explanation! (which I think is in SUNSHINE, but I can't find it- it was about TRANSFORMERS, but on another commentary)

The Cs of Britain for V FOR VENDETTA (also preceded by Miki's slit-mesh insights around 2:04-5:00) starts at 2:13:39 with:
Miki's question about Costumes,
which leads to Teague's Cauldron, Castle, and Cape/Cloak,
Trey's Crown,
Teague's Chips,
Mike's Cunts,
Teague's Copper,
Miki's Cockney,
Trey's Cheese, Cottages, [Cottage Cheese?], and Country,
Teague's Ceremony,
Mike's Comfy Chair,
and Teague's CCTV at 2:15:00

(written with quite a few pauses for laughter) smile

Edit The Second while I'm at it: Tokes and Stokes is somewhere in PULP FICTION, I think, close to....the dealer's house coming onscreen the first time?

While looking through SUNSHINE, I happened upon the methods of death/suicide/YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *sigh* discussion : 1:19:27 - to Mike at 1:20:27.

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Thanks man!

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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The Hurt Locker through Constantine.

I've already got one for Constantine, BTW.

2:02:53 - 2:03:21, in which Mike posits his opinion as to where to hide the Spear of Destiny.


Edit:
Aaaaaand beaten to the punch already.

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Throw me in for 87-91, and I'll see what I can get through and find.

I think were going to have much more than is usable time wise, but better to have a surplus of options.

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Hey, I'll take 58-62 too. Why not? I'm not busy this week.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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